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EASTERN JOKES

Q. How did the eggs leave the highway?
A. They went through the "Eggs-it".

Q. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
A. He cracked up.

Q. Why couldn't the eggs go out on a hot summer day?
A. They were afraid they would fry!

Q. What did the egg say to the clown?
A. You crack me up!

Q. What part did the egg play in the movies?
A. He was an "Egg-stra".

Q. What do you call a sleeping egg?
A. Egg-zosted!

Q. What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
A. They egg-cellerated.

Q. What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much?
A. An "Egg Head".

Q. Why didn't the egg play on the computer very much?
A. His brain would be fried.

Q. What sport are the eggs good at?
A. Running!

Q. What did the eggs do on the Internet?
A. They looked for a good egg-site!

Q. Why couldn't the egg family watch T.V.?
A. Because their cable was scrambled.

Q. What website do eggs go on to chat?
A. "eggs.com"

Q. Why was the father egg so strict?
A. He was hard-boiled.

Q. What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?
A. You're "Egg-stra special".

Q. What's red, pink and blue with yellow all over?
A. An Easter egg rolling down the hill.

Q. Why won't eggs go out at night?
A. They don't want to get "beat up".

Q. Why did the egg go to school?
A. To get "Egg-u-cated".

Q. Why wouldn't the egg take a hot bath?
A. He didn't want to be hard boiled.

Q. How did the egg roll across the road?
A. It just rolled, silly!

Q. How do eggs stay healthy?
A. They "Egg-cercize".

Q. What kind of plants do eggs keep?
A. Eggplants, silly!

THANK YOU ANGELA FOR THESE JOKES!

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1. What kind of ants are found in houses?
     > I don't know.
    OccupANTS!

2. Why was the tennis player given a cigarette lighter at the end of the competition?
    > I don't know.
    Because he had lost all his matches!

3. Mum, do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
    > No, darling. Some start with, "Sorry I'm so late, darling, I was detained at the office.

4. A man went to a hospital for a new brain. He was given a choice between two brains -an engineer's for €20,000 or a politician's for €500,000.
    Does that mean the politician's brain is much better?
    > Not exactly, said the doctor. The politician's brain has never been used.

5. I have been asked to get married hundreds of times.
    > Oh! Who by?
    My parents.

6. The body of a man was found in a house yerterday. The body had been chopped up into a thousand pieces and placed in a large plastic bag. Police have not ruled out suicide.

7. One week after he arrived in prison, Walter Gidon had his appendix removed. Soon after that he had two fingers amputated after an acciden in the prison kitchen. The prison boss said to one of the wardens:
    > Keep an eye on him. I think he's trying to escape bit by bit.

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