Some fun - Types of corporations

·       Socialism: You
have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.

·       Communism: You
have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

·       Fascism: You
have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

·       Nazism: You
have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.

·       Bureaucratism: You
have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws
the milk away..

·       Traditional Capitalism: You
have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy
grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

·       An American Corporation: You
have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four
cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.

·       A French Corporation: You
have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

·       Japanese Corporation: You
have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary
cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon
image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.

·       An Italian
Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they
are. You
break for lunch.

·       A Swiss
Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you.
You
charge others for storing them.

·       Chinese Corporation: You
have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high
bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

·       An Iraqi
Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell
them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still
have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......

·       Counter Culture: 'Wow,
dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this
milk!'

·       Surrealism: You
have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

·       Fatalist: You
have 2 doomed cows...

·       A West-Country
Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda
cute.

·       A Brazilian
Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You
have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick
and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.

·       Steve Moffat (scriptwriter for the British science fiction
TV series “Doctor Who”): You have two
cows. Both of them are your daughters time travelling from the past where they
had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.